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🚨 X made us do this

WELCOME TO
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You saw our stupidly obvious watermark on that super cool video on X.
Congrats. You found the source of the crime.

EXPLAIN THIS TO ME SEE THE "CREATIVITY"
✅ X Compliant (allegedly)
✅ Interns fed Grok Imagine prompts
✅ One account already suspended

WHY ARE YOU HERE?

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You saw our watermark

On one of our absolutely fire videos.
Instead of just writing "AD" like normal people,
we went full psychopath and wrote SAMPLE-AD.com.

Because X's rules are... special.

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Interns + Grok Imagine

My two new hires (who I pay in exposure and Monster Energy) sit there all day typing prompts into Grok Imagine.

One of them is "allegedly" smarter than me.
The other one argues with me about X's Terms Of Service like it's his full-time job.

MEET THE SUSPECTS

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Intern #1

"The Allegedly Smarter One"

Feeds Grok Imagine the most unhinged prompts known to man.
Has never lost an argument about X's TOS.
Once made an ad so good X almost didn't suspend us.

X Premium+ Owner
Never suspended (yet)
⚠️

Intern #2

"The One Who Got Suspended"

Argued with me for 45 minutes about whether "SAMPLE-AD.com" was compliant.
Lost the argument.
Lost the account.

Currently in X jail. We sent flowers.

X Premium+ Owner
SUSPENDED

LIVE INTERN ARGUMENT SIMULATOR

2 hours of heated debate.
10 minutes to make the ad with Grok Imagine.
Efficiency level: legendary

Intern #1 vs William - TOS Debate #47
2h 03m elapsed • typing...
William: Okay, is "SAMPLE-AD.com" big enough to comply with X rules or do we need to make it 72pt bold Comic Sans?
Intern #1: No, it's already oversized. X's TOS says "clear and conspicuous" — not "make it look like a virus warning". You're overcompensating.
William: Overcompensating? This is Vegas, baby. Big is the brand. Also, Intern #2 got suspended for less.
Intern #1: Correlation ≠ causation. That was because they used the word "allegedly" 17 times in one post. Stats don't lie.
William: You're "allegedly" smarter than me. Prove it without getting us banned.
Intern #1: Fine. Watch this. [typing furiously for 8 seconds]
... 1 hour 47 minutes of back-and-forth later ...
Intern #1: Prompt sent to Grok Imagine. Ad generated. Done.
William: ...wait that's it? 10 minutes total effort after TWO HOURS of arguing?
Intern #1: Yes. You're welcome. Now approve it before X changes the rules again tomorrow.
🚨 NEW AD DROPPED 🚨
Modern art argument meme - perfect for our endless debates

"It's just a watermark" vs "No, you don't understand the nuance!!"

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THE GREAT X SUSPENSION SAGA

While researching how to unsuspend Intern #2's account, I asked Grok:

"Twitter's rules and how they are interpreted are kind of like a girlfriend who has BPD.

(Robotsplain: BPD = Borderline Personality Disorder. Different from Bi-Polar. Different from Bi girlfriend.)" Intern #1 laughed for 11 straight minutes.
Intern #2 is still suspended.
I bought two X Premium+ accounts and now I have one very expensive paperweight.
Moral of the story:
Always watermark harder than X expects.
And never argue with the robot.

THANKS FOR COMING TO OUR TED TALK

Now go watch our videos on X and try not to get us suspended again.

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